someone hit me with the fun stick.

Seriously though.... All I need is for someone to swing at me... maybe knock me out with the funstick. I swear everyday is the exact same!! I need some change. Someone come and show me some fun stuff to do. All i know is something needs to happen to spice up my life or i think im going to turn in to a vegetable. Just eat and chill. So please, hit me! (not in the goods.)

sleep

Right when my head touches the pillow I enter a world where I am the king. Not too different from this world... Just i get a crown. I go Everywhere from dunking it over Zain Rizavi to relaxing on a beach drinking out of coconuts and girls wearing coconuts bring me sandwiches... Like I said before not too different from the real world. Then I get distracted and look up at the fire detector... blinking red... ahh could it get more annoying?? All i want in this world is Girls in coconuts and ballin skillz.. Imma go to sleep.

        P.S. Saint geezy 2012 is going to be twice Park City. 

genius

life and death.

life is short. Days are numbered. Why would you be wasting our time fighting. As I look around at all this death, I realize how how fragile life is. I can die any day, everyday is another way trying to survive in this corrupt world. Is death the only way out? How can people think this way? I refuse to believe this... Dr. Coop hit me hard by saying, "Everyone at lone peak is a puzzle piece and we need everyone to be able to finish it." I can't think of anything more selfish then suicide. You're not even there to see all the people you hurt. Now what? Finish the puzzle with a hole in it?? Why do you treat every little problem like its LIFE AND DEATH?

Mr Nelson

Mr Nelson, I sit in your "creative" writing class every other day, and I still am not creative enough to think of a blog post on my own. Here I am, blaming you for my lack of creativity. I mean my breakfast? Mini wheats... oh yawn... highlight of my day?? I just spotted my neighbors dog taking a poop on my lawn..  Oh yeah living on the wild side. I was thinking about spicing it up, you know calling my neighbor and telling him to get this crap off my lawn. But then I thought, do I want to get up and ruin my relationship with this wonderful couch?? No way. So Nelson I'm asking you as a friend.... Spice me up.

fears??

I'm never scared. seriously put anything in front of me... I will break it down. Then make it scared of me.. yeah I'm the boss. You know, flipping off hard core bikers, then driving away really fast. Maybe even fake baking and not caring who sees... thats tough. I even take my shirt off and ask foreigners to "come at me."

knot stupid>anything and everything

K even though about 99% of that is true.. There is one little flaw.... you put me on top of a cliff and or high place and holy @#%^ I'm all of a sudden the biggest pussy this side of the Mississippi. I'm on my hands and knees begging someone to get a ladder. Then when the ladder comes... That's when it gets really terrifying. You're telling me to go to the edge of this cliff and climb down? Just give me the lethal injection.

the real world

There i was soakin it up in a hot tub in park city. Me and half the Lone peak cheerleaders, other half waiting for their turn. Being smooth with the ladys as always. Sippin martinelli's  peck dancin, and rubbing my perfectly shaven legs. Chase Hansen walks by, gives me a thumbs up with a quick wink. asked me if i can be his personal trainner. i say it doesn't come easy.. You probably couldnt handle my work out... the ladies scoot closer then... i wake up... try and do some push ups get to 9 then pass out. wake up and go to the bathroom pop a huge zit.. ouch. check my phone, no text, facebook? no friend requests. tweets? none.. just another day in paradise. Go to Lone peak. try to fall asleep in class so i can get back to the good times.