new life

got a new job... I'm taking my first steps into the real world. am i read? probably not but I'm going to do the best i can. Its a weird feeling making money for yourself not just depending on my parents. Of course they will always be the ones i go to for food and shelter obviously imma be a free loader till i die! who's not down for a free meal? But im definitely ready for college... new friends... new life... its definitely going to be really weird but im pumped.

ordinary world

Jim is an ordinary student. A good student. Always has good grades and always minds his parents. He comes home from school everyday alone, on a dirt road, he doesnt need friends he just needs good attendance. on his way home he gets hit by a car. right after the car flees the scene. It becomes dark and no one sees him. an old man walks up to him and asks if he needs help. tells him he can make all the pain go away. tells him if he joins him he will never feel pain again. the boy agrees and the man leans down and bites his neck. Jim starts shaking and his teeth start getting longer.

questions:
will jim ever see his parents again?
will jim have to start killing and eating people?
what is going to happen??

college?

Lets get real. i'm going to miss high school. i'm not saying that i want another year, i'm ready to go out all by myself. Its just that i'm going to miss walking through the long hallways and seeing all my friends. Its feels weird all the sudden being completely independent. Then again i heard college girls are gorgeous! thats going to be unreal! Im going to be checking them out from inside my house! thats right im not moving out.... stuck inside this dungeon for another year...

dialogue

(the dialogue we used in class)

1. What?
2. That hole in my pants is getting bigger. you think we should go through with this?
1. i told you yoga was a bad idea in a suit...
2. Ya but my gluteus was tender I needed to stretch it out.
1. Just keep your knees close together and don't do anything stupid.
2. I just can't wait until the boss comes and asks me if I sat in gum.
1. haha honey come we can go back home and change your pants?
2. No... Babe that would make me late and their is no way I will get the job when i'm late.
1. Ok... Just remember knees together no bending over and no stretching.  Heres your luch you look great! good luck babe.

jus a ill rap..

im doin dis wit no Rhyme dictionary..
my home boi name not larry..
ya.. i wear tight pants dont call me fairy..
I like coke... no cherry..
im tawkin bout dat drank..
yo ur favorite color pink... weird
what u think ur some kind of wizard?? no beard..
u mess wit me u get my bow staff... no no.. spear
err a err a freeeeeekeee freeeekeee FRESH !!
u bess believe i drive dat fast
got electric... no gas
betta step playa before i kick yo... shin.
i be sippin dat juice a gin..
psych.. i be on dat coke..
u know where i be..
what??
g g g g G-UNIT!!!


WORD

Princess Bride

I absolutely love this movie. I love it cause you can watch it no matter what mood your in. you got the romance for the ladies your pleasing, also funny so the men don't feel like they are losing their manhood watching it.

go ahead... say it... 

ANYBODY WANT A PEANUT??

BOOO! BOOOO! BOOO!

INCONCEIVABLE! 

Lets be honest once you read this blog your going to be quoting it for days! this is definitely  my favorite movie.

jealousy..

This Is Just To Say
By William Carlos Williams
I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast Forgive me they were delicious so sweet and so cold

You guys are like why in the world are you jealous of this crap. And thats exactly why I am so jealous. This poem is $*&^. No joke. And thats exactly why i am so jealous. If this peom said "by Knotstupid" it would be like screw this poem, but since its by William Carlos Williams its famous. I don't get it. And that is why i am jealous of the "This is just to say".... Boooo.